thundergodlaxus:

 

“Well a normal guy will get a time for their need. We both know he used to be the bad guy and I heard he had this once sexy ice chick as his partner both in crime and on his little guild and to waste such a sexy woman for nothing? I think it very gay”

_{[ ♚ ] —— "You and your false stories.”}

thundergodlaxus:

“Well he is virgin, untouched at the age of late 20… He kind of gay because he turned down all the hoe I sent to his direction”

_{[ ♚ ] —— "Jellal is definitely not like you, he ain’t gay! H-he’s probably busy with his stuff, who the fuck would have time getting laid in the middle of atonement?!”}

thundergodlaxus:

 

   “Mira did great on choosing me as her boyfriend. Unlike you who keep waiting for the guy who doesn’t even interested in woman and their tits”

_{[ ♚ ] —— "Are you saying he’s gay?”}

thundergodlaxus:

 

“So you were saying that you are lesbian? Mira don’t look at my dick but I do look at her boobs. I even look at yours right now”

_{[ ♚ ] —— "I wonder if Mira is even on her right mind to date a molester like you.”}

thundergodlaxus:

 

   ”Say whatever you want to say Scarlet, but I know that your crush doesn’t even look at your boobs”

_{[ ♚ ] —— “The feeling is mutual; I don’t dare look at his dick anyway!”}

thundergodlaxus:

erza-sukaretto replied to your post:Reminder : He is a Pimp not Relationship Expert

faggot

“Say the woman who is never been touched sexually! Guess your exotic books and armors still can’t help you to get Jellal attention huh?”

_{[ ♚ ] ——"At least, I value my chastity at this moment; I have no time dealing with priapic matter.“}

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